So today I had the pleasure of hearing an amazing story!
My co-worker has a one year old who has become quite experienced at removing her own diaper! We’ve all been there and I bet you could guess where this story is about to head. My friend kept smelling poop but just couldn’t place it, she puts the baby down to play while she goes on a ever long search.
A nose like a blood hound leads her to a diaper that had clearly been ripped off and left behind. Where did she find it you ask? With her new puppy being torn into tiny poop covered pieces of confetti.
I don’t know what your reaction would be but I know I personally would have just lost it! I would have cussed, cried, yelled and cried. She however didn’t get that chance because she quickly noticed the baby had gone quite.
Running into the next room she finds her daughter butt naked sliding down the little toy slide leaving a beautiful brown strip the whole way! That’s right more poop!
Good news, this mom is better than me. It would have easily taken several shots of tequila to get that mess picked up by me!
One Tequila, Two Tequila, Floor!
What The Bleep 